He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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