would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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