I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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