I need help removing her.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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