The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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