So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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