It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My breasts were aching with rage.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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