So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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