so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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