Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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