Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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