i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
God I need to hump something, right now.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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