all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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