If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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