Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
