So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
PANTIES FOUND
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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