I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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