About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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