I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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