And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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