Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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