Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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