My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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