Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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