then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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