Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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