You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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