Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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