I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Can you bring me the toilet please
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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