Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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