i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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