Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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