physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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