I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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