my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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