My nipple is on Facebook.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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