i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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