that's an acceptable place to lick
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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