Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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