all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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