Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just high enough for therapy.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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