So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So much rum. So many feels.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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