i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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