my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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