then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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