if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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