i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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