But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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