I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
