Your dad touched me again.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This is classic penis vs brain.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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