If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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