My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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