thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
A bitchslap is in order.
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