there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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