Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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